10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson