10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.