10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!