10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death