10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.