10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.