10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.