10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-