10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson