10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim