10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.