10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician