10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986