10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers