10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.