10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.