10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.