10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---