10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.