10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus