10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow