10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz