10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow