10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"