10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth