10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.