10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear