10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway