10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.