10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.