10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.