10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "No river, no fish."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)