10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.