10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.