10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.