10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.