10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You have to piss with the dick you have