10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• in the poker game of life women are the rake