10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth