10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers