10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.