10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You have to piss with the dick you have