10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.