10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves