10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.