10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.