10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers