10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."