10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth