10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim